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Hitchhiker Turns Hero

Never fear another hatchet-wielding hitchhiker again, as they might just save three people's lives and then give an awesome interview. Homeless hitchhiker Kai took down a delusional driver after he crashed his car into a Pacific Gas and Electric worker. When the driver then decided to bear hug a woman trying to help the pinned worker, Kai took out his hatchet and smash, smash, suuh-mashed him in the back of the head. He relives the complete event with Fox news. Warning: NSFW language, and a super sad ending.

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