Chocolate Fountain

Chocolate Fountain

Become your own eccentric chocolatier with this Chocolate Fountain ($160) from Firebox. The stainless steel structure heats and flows liquid chocolate so you can dip, um, stuff in it all day long. While nowhere near as expensive as some of the other stuff we've shown you on Uncrate, this thing may take the cake when it comes to the most superfluous. But at least you can finally set free those Oompa Loompas you've had in the basement since '71.

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