While our sig. others like us to use soaps like "peach blossom" and "deep exfoliation," we've been secretly plotting our coup against their evil, flowery regime. Fight back yourself with Sharps Happy Me All Over Soap ($7). While it does "exfoliate, nourish, and moisturize," we're pretty sure that you won't come away smelling like you spent the day in a garden. Buy two so you can invite your current bathroom oppressor to join in the fun.