Despite the company's reputation for nostalgic, grandparent-friendly designs, the Crosley Revolution ($150) isn't a wooden turntable with looks from the middle of last century. Far from it, in fact: the Revolution is a novel new turntable that leaves most of the record exposed thanks to a compact, sleek design. Able to be powered by batteries, the Revolution is highly portable, and features a rubberized finish, two speeds, a USB port for analog-to-digital conversion, dual headphone jacks, built-in stereo speakers, and a carrying case. [Thanks, Walter]
With its wartime ammo box design, one might consider the Thodio A-Box ($340-$475) their portable sonic arsenal. Available in two models — one with a 2 x 25 Watts amp and woven glass speakers, and a heavier-duty one with a 2 x 70 Watts amp and woven kevlar speakers — the A-Box is made from 1mm steel plate fortified and covered in vibration damping material to keep the rattles at bay, and features indication lights in the bass tube to indicate battery status, as well as an integrated handle — like the ammo boxes of yore — and army-style paint and markings. Good luck trying to get it past airport security, though.