Normally the term "presidential" is more descriptive than literal, but not so with the Gunlocke Washington Presidents Chair ($3,250-$5,500). The Oval Office seat of choice for no less than eight U.S. presidents, the Washington features hardwood construction, a spring seat platform, lush, high-end upholstery, padded arms, a brass-capped rolling base, and swivel action for those times when you need to reach the red phone immediately.
Dress up your office pen cup with a Stainless Steel Sharpie ($8). This fine-tipped permanent marker features a stainless steel barrel with a laser-etched Sharpie logo, a replaceable ink cartridge, and a matching cap. Also great for frat houses, as it lets unassuming revelers know that you're serious about drawing penises on people's faces when they pass out on the couch.