Business cards are all about making a strong initial statement, and few things make an impression like the combination of lasers and meat. Meat Cards ($TBA) are 100% beef jerky cards, carrying contact info or other messages that have been seared in with a 150 Watt CO2 laser. Effective and tasty.
Looking in every way like normal stainless-steel cufflinks with stud backings, the Secret Message Cuff Links ($50) unscrew to reveal tiny scrolls of paper containing pre-printed sayings from the likes of Lao Tzu and Gandhi. Two blank scrolls are included so you can create and hide your own private notes. Also great for Pixy Stix usage in the corporate environment.
Never be caught with your cuffs open thanks to these Emergency Cuff-Links (£12; ~$17). Available in packs of six and featuring a pocket friendly fold-flat design, the one-use links are a must have for any French Cuff-loving traveler.
If your team got robbed this season, maybe it's time to take matters into your own hands. And these Championship Rings ($TBD) should do the trick. These authentic rings, once given to players and coaches, can now be had for your own collection. Available for virtually every professional and NCAA sport, you're sure to find some finger jewelry (or pendant or trophy or Olympic medal) for your favorite team... assuming they've won a championship or six.
From the makers of the ever popular Douche Cards, these handy wallet-sized cards let you silently inform the worst offenders at the bar of their oppressive and annoying actions. The Blocker Cards ($5/25 cards) help remove anything that stands between you and a great night back at your place. [Thanks, Eric]