Sometimes the best features are the ones a product doesn't have. The Nokia 3310 Mobile Phone lacks nearly everything we expect from our pocket computers, including apps, a high-quality camera, 4G (or 3G) Internet connectivity, and a big bright screen. Instead, this modern incarnation of Nokia's iconic brick phone offers just enough to get you by — calls, SMS messaging, a 2-megapixel camera, an MP3 player with microSD expansion, and Snake in case you get bored. In return for the tradeoffs, you get month-long standby time, a headphone jack, an FM radio, and the peace of mind that you won't accidentally drop/break/misplace your delicate piece of future glass. Available in four pleasingly plasticky colors.