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Tactical Dog Leash

Brass knuckles meet pet care in the Tactical Dog Leash ($25). This industrial-strength leash features an ergonomically designed, knuckle-held polymer handle and a tough 1" x 48" nylon lead with quick release clips on both ends. We're not really sure what's tactical about taking your pooch out to potty — unless you're planning on leaving a surprise in the yard of a jerk neighbor — but we are sure that your dog will have a much more difficult time getting away with your hand wrapped around this thing.

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    Chico & Dog Vest

    Is Fido's crappy nylon harness causing your dog park game to falter? Upgrade to the Chico & Dog Vest ($80). Made form imported South American leather and finished with high-strength, powder-coated hardware, the Doggy Vest conforms to your pet's shape, keeping him comfortable while enhancing his look for the ladies. Bonus for the Uncrate Orange color way.

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    Umbra Fish Hotel

    Let's be honest: your fish probably doesn't care what his surroundings look like, just so long as his water is clean and he's well fed. But you have to look at his bowl/tank every day, so you might as well make it stylish. The Umbra Fish Hotel ($35) certainly qualifies, featuring the clean, boxy lines of a modern home, a glass bowl, an ABS pastic facade, and a stackable design that lets you build an entire condo full of fishy friends.