There are plenty of bearded dudes walking around these days, but not very many are taking proper care of their crop. And who knows beards better than the Amish? Honest Amish Beard Balm is made with all natural products, including a blend of hair strengthening botanicals infused in a base of virgin argan, avocado, grapeseed, virgin pumpkin seed, and apricot kernel oils. It keeps your beard looking and feeling top notch, and the balm will even keep new growth from itching as you grow your beard to Amish levels of amazing.
It's not going to change your life. It probably won't even give you a closer shave than what you're already using. But it's extremely unlikely your current razor looks as good as the Ursa Major Black Walnut Razor. It's compatible with Gillette Mach 3 cartridges — it ships with one so it's ready to use — and features a handle of reclaimed black walnut, sourced from New York and the southeast coast. Made in Vermont.
You don't need a gaudy body of plastic ribs, logos, and metallic plastic to give you a good shave — your blades already provide that. Combine them with a more mature instrument with the Ockham Razor. It's cast in England from solid zinc alloy to give the one-piece handle a heft and gravity that off-the-shelf options lack, and is compatible with standard Gillette Mach 3 blades, so you wont have trouble finding replacements when it's time to throw the old ones out.