Dandrene Anti-Dandruff Shampoo

Rid yourself of unsightly shoulder snow with Dandrene Anti-Dandruff Shampoo ($28). Unlike most off-the-shelf solutions, Dandrene uses a mixture of Climbazole — don't worry, we had to look it up too — Pomegranate Extract, and other anti-fungal, oil-fighting agents to help clear out the cause of the flakes instead of just the flakes itself, meaning that while it might cost as much as 10 bottles of Head & Shoulders, it likely works 10 times as well.

John Allan's Tough Fortifying Styling Paste

Take back control of your hair with John Allan's Tough Fortifying Styling Paste ($18). Packing vitamins A, C and E to help protect your hair and scalp, this flexible hold paste is also fortified with anti-oxidants, acai, red tea and organic pomegranate, giving it enough muscle to hold up against heinous humidity.

Bumble and Bumble Sumo Tech

Looking for some hair product that gives strong hold while leaving your hair looking natural instead of greased-up? Try out some Bumble and Bumble Sumo Tech ($28). Recommended by Uncrate readers, this paste/wax hybrid is designed for highly textured cuts, letting you mould and re-mould your hair as you see fit, and won't overwhelm fine hair, which makes it perfect for those of us who are thinning a bit upstairs.

Redken for Men Mint Fix Sweat-Resist Gel

If you're wanting to look good for that special someone you're trying to impress at the gym, you better make sure your 'do stays in place. The solution is Redken for Men Mint Fix Sweat-Resist Gel ($12; Jan. 2009), a workout-proof gel which offers super strong hold and a clear formula that won't flake.

Behold the awesome old school goodness of these vintage-printed, buttery-soft Homage T-Shirts. They turn back the clock with shout outs to eclectic moments and personalities in sports, music, politics and popular culture. From Bruce Lee to Larry Bird, the tees tell stories of triumph, individualism and hustle. Pay Homage.

Gear Head Shampoo

You're a man, and such you need not constant reminders of your manliness. Take for instance, Gear Head Shampoo ($6), featuring all sorts of manly ingredients like Aloe Vera gel, oils of lemon, orange and basil fragrances, and Jojoba oil, all poured into a man-friendly, motor oil-esque bottle. If you don't have a penis, this stuff clearly isn't for you. Save 20% with coupon code UNCRATE.

Fake Moustaches & Beards

In need of a better disguise than Charlie sported in last week's Sunny season premiere? Check out this complete collection of Moustaches & Beards ($37-$67) from HWW Mannequins. Available in a wide variety of styles and hair colors, and made from washable, comb-able K7 Kanekalon, you should be able to find one that suits your needs — whether it be Rollie Fingers or Grizzly Adams. [via]

Dissolving Paper Shampoo

Forget packing the tiny travel bottle on your next trip and instead opt for some Dissolving Paper Shampoo ($13). The mint-scented paper shampoo comes in packs of 30 inside a convenient plastic travel case, and can even suds up with salt water, ensuring that no matter where you are — or where you have to wash — you'll be able to get yourself clean. [Thanks, Matt]

Redken For Men Outplay Texture Putty

Redken For Men Outplay Texture Putty ($14) provides piecey style and chunky separation. The wax putty finishes with strong flexible hold and a non-greasy matte finish. Found in salons only.

John Allan's Smoothe Conditioning Styling Cream

Great for dry, damaged and lion-like hair, John Allan's Smoothe Conditioning Styling Cream ($15) helps control your mane with a long list of natural ingredients like aloe and carrot root extracts, avocado, and honey and milk proteins. Use it to hydrate and style your hair. Reapply it as necessary to keep your 'do styled all day.

L'Oreal Vive Pro Daily Thickening 2-in-1 Shampoo

For combating fine/thinning hair on a budget, nothing beats L'Oreal Vive Pro for Men Daily Thickening 2-in-1 Shampoo & Conditioner ($5). With Regenium XY technology, it fortifies hair from root to end for thicker hair, adding body and a more couple years until you'll need to order that head rug.

John Allan's Ocean Shampoo

If you're looking for a higher-end shampoo for everyday use, check out John Allan's Ocean Daily Nourishing Shampoo ($15). The cleanser works with any hair type, has an excellent clean scent, and enriches your hair and scalp with Sea Kelp and Aloe Vera. If you're running a little thin these days, take a look at John Allan's Thick Deep Cleansing Shampoo ($18), which makes your hair appear fuller and thicker, and might just help regrow your sprouts a little.

Redken For Men Hold Still Styling Spray

According to a Gallup Study, 16% of men use hairspray. If you're one of those guys (we're not ashamed to say that we occasionally partake), ditch the Aqua Net for good and get yourself a can of the Redken For Men Hold Still styling spray ($11; Salons only in Sept.). We've been testing it for a week or so and can tell you that it's a fast-drying spray that provides super firm hold all day long. In addition to keeping your hair in place, it also protects and keeps its healthy with pro vitamin B5 and vitamin E.