Medisana TargetScale

Searching for a more advanced scale than the simple digital model you picked up at the local drugstore? The Medisana TargetScale ($210) should work. This high-tech platform features the ability to determine weight, body mass index, body fat and water percentages, and muscle and bone mass for up to four users, as well as an active matrix screen, glowing rings that let you easily see where you are in relation to your ideal weight, and Bluetooth technology for pairing up with the free VitaDock app. [Scouted by Arrick]

Basis Health Monitor

Keeping track of your health is hard. The Basis Health Monitor ($200) makes it easy. It's a watch, so you don't look weird wearing it around, and it packs a galvanic skin response sensor to track your sweatiness — and an optical sensor to track bloodflow — to paint an accurate picture of your health. Which means less doctor visits. Which means fewer hours spent looking at the tongue depressor jar.

Nike+ FuelBand

Leave it to Nike to try and create its own unit of measurement. The Nike+ FuelBand ($150) is a wearable bracelet that uses a built-in three-axis accelerometer to track the time, your daily steps, calories expended, and NikeFuel — a normalized score based on oxygen kinetics that awards points equally regardless of physical makeup. You can track your activity using the Nike+ website by syncing over USB, or hook up with your smartphone over Bluetooth and suck data into an app. Integrated LEDs in the wristband keep you informed of your current status and give you an easy red-to-green goal indicator. Basically, it's everything the Jawbone Up was supposed to be, but wasn't.

WaterRower Rowing Machine

Despite its elitist reputation, rowing is one of the most effective workouts around. Now you can get a real rowing experience in the comfort of your own home with the WaterRower Rowing Machine ($900-$2,500). The secret is the machine's WaterFlywheel, which is designed to emulate the exact dynamics of a boat moving through water, and thus offers the peacefulness of moving water, a proper rhythm of motion, and smooth motion not found in typical resistance rowing machines. It'll not only get you into shape, but also prepare you for the day when you win the lottery and suddenly need to find some common ground with your Ivy League neighbors.

Behold the awesome old school goodness of these vintage-printed, buttery-soft Homage T-Shirts. They turn back the clock with shout outs to eclectic moments and personalities in sports, music, politics and popular culture. From Bruce Lee to Larry Bird, the tees tell stories of triumph, individualism and hustle. Pay Homage.

Movember Almost Over

Ok, guys, today is the last day to donate to the Movember Uncrate Team if you haven't done so yet. Thanks to a big run the last couple weeks, we've raised over $17,000 and moved into 40th place overall. Great job. We truly thank everyone who has donated, and would appreciate one last push to try and hit $20,000. We'll be in touch with the winners soon. Our thanks to Bonobos for sponsoring this year's team. And special shout-out to Uncrater Mike Miller, who has raised over $4,000 all by himself. Uncraters Brian Morrissey and Alex Reinhart are not far behind, both raising over a grand each.

Urgent Movember Update

How are those staches coming along? Good. Keep 'em growing. Now, look, it's time we had a talk. Uncrate is read by over a million guys every month. But our Movember Uncrate Team somehow only has 137 members who have donated. We're not good at math, but we're pretty sure that's like not even half of one percent of you. Hell, we're not even in the top 100 team rankings. We don't ask you for much, but if you can't step up and double our donations and get us to at least 1,000 members by the end of the week, we're going to have to consider closing down Uncrate for the rest of the month to search for readers who have a heart. Then you'll be stuck at work with nothing awesome to look at except for that thing on the back of the guy from accounting's neck. But there's still time to make us proud, and to win some goods from Bonobos and the Uncrate prize closet. Donate what you can. Even if it's just $10. Don't let us down.

J&D's Baconlube

Nope, that's not a typo, nor is it a joke. J&D's Baconlube ($12) is a water-based massage oil and personal lubricant that tastes like the fried pork product we all know and love. "It's like the McRib of sex", say the creators. "It's delicious, makes men crazy, is here for a limited time and is in short supply." It's also either naughty but tolerable or straight-up disgusting. We'll leave it up to you to decide.

Movember

Get your philanthropic upper lip ready. Movember, the month formerly known as November, is upon us. All month long, guys will grow a magnificent mustache to raise awareness and money for men's cancer research. And this year we're enlisting all Uncraters to join in the movement.

Besides preparing your facial hair for month-long awesomeness, you should join the Movember Uncrate Team and donate what you can. You can also collect donations from friends and co-workers and include them with your personal donation. Besides helping programs supporting prostate cancer and other male cancers, you'll also be in the running for some sweet prizes.

We've teamed up with the gracious gents at Bonobos to reward the handsome Uncraters for their generosity. You can win $500 Bonobos bucks if you raise the most, and we'll pick five of you at random to win $100 Bonobos bucks each.

So, join the Movember Uncrate Team, get ready to grow your soup strainer, and make a donation. Oh, and on November 30th, send us a pic of your stache using the Scout camera in the Uncrate App, and we'll pick our favorite and send you the remnants of the Uncrate prize closet, which needs cleaned out anyhow.

Our thanks to Bonobos for sponsoring our Movember Uncrate Team this year. Without them, your face would be naked during one of the coldest months. Speaking of cold, be sure to hop over to their store to see their latest outerwear.

Zeo Sleep Manager

Trips to the sleep clinic are expensive. The Zeo Sleep Manager ($100) is not. This sophisticated system consists of a sensor headband that tracks your actual sleep stages through the night and an iOS app that sorts through all the data, providing you with colorful, easily digestible charts and pointers on how you can enjoy more restful sleep. Oh, and it also functions as an alarm, waking you up at the optimal point in your sleep cycle. Zeo: because your smartphone didn't know enough about you already.

Demonbells

Integrating kettlebells into your workout is a great way to quickly build muscle — but they aren't exactly the most attractive things to have laying around your house or office. Demonbells ($80-$200) aim to solve that problem by adding detailed face designs — and a lot of attitude — to the front, making them equal parts fitness tool and conversation piece. [Scouted by Brandon]

Rogue Sisu War Hammer

We've gotta admit: pounding the hell out of stuff with a giant hammer sounds like a great way to get a workout. The Rogue Sisu War Hammer ($125) offers you the ability to do just that, with an empty weight of 14 lbs., a removable back plate for adding/removing weight — up to 28 lbs. if you fill it with lead shot — and a 38-inch handle with a pass-through design to provide greater leverage and maximum durability. Oh, and "Sisu" is the Finnish word for stubborn determination, which you'll need to finish your workout after a few swings of this beast.

Bellicon Rebounder

Who knew that bouncing on a trampoline could be considered exercise? Well, apparently the German engineers behind the Bellicon Rebounder ($630-$950). These unique mini-trampolines provide a workout for all of your 638 muscles simply by bouncing up and down, and use highly-elastic bungee cords instead of metal springs for suspending the mat, giving you a "floating" feeling that other mini-tramps just can't provide.