Ever wish you could just bathe yourself in your favorite lager? Well, this is sorta like that. Beer Soap ($5; $20/5-pack) is fine soap made using 100% beer as the liquid portion, with the rest made with a special recipe of olive oil, sunflower oil, unrefined shea and cocoa butters, and more. Available in many types of beer-specific varieties, these bars don't smell like beer, but instead offer just a hint of hoppy aroma as an additive to more complex aromas.
Clean your hands and your conscience with Further Hand Soap ($19). Made from the glycerin derived from the distillation of biofuel, Further is as eco-friendly a soap as you'll find, with fragrance made from essential oils of bergamot, olive and exotic grasses. In addition, it's never tested on animals, and is biodegradable, making it just slightly less green than that Prius in your driveway.
From razor burn to cuts and scratches, Skincando Combat-Ready Balm ($25) is your fix. Initially created for U.S. soldiers fighting in Iraq, this balm is perfect for patching up minor injuries and healing insect bites, razor burn, and plain old dry skin. It's 100% natural, made from all natural ingredients like Beeswax and Black Tea Extract. Just don't eat it.