Get your skin in check the way nature intended with ZIRH Natural ($20-$48). ZIRH's new line of skin care products includes facial cleanser, under eye cream (for those late nights), shave cream, facial moisturizer, facial scrub, and anti-aging cream, for keeping that Cryptkeeper look at bay for at least a few more months. [Thanks, Mario]
You're not going to go from Homer to Harnett with this stuff, but it just might make your barely-there 6-pack, completely-there. Sigma Skin Abdominal Toning Cream ($56) is formulated to help prevent localized fat deposits, slightly reducing your love handles and waist size. According to Sigma Skin's studies, 86% of volunteers who used the body sculpting cream for a month saw abdominal reduction, with some reducing their waist size up to 1.8 inches.
Keep your undercarriage fresh and dry with aptly-named Balla Powder ($15). Available in original, fragrance-free, or "tingle" varieties, this simple talc and zinc powder is sure to knock out odor and wetness anywhere on your body.
Get a closer, smoother shave thanks to John Allan’s Slickwater Pre-Shave Solution ($28). This unique mixture creates a slick surface for your blade to glide over, conditioning the skin without clogging pore and raising the follicles for a close shave. Tea tree oil and oat extract help finish the job by relieving dry or irritated skin and reducing redness.