Craftsman Bottle Opener
No proper toolbox is complete without a bottle opener for keeping your mind limber while on the job, and few are suited to the task like the Craftsman Bottle Opener ($8). Sporting the signature clear, red, and blue Craftsman handle — just like the ones they use on their guaranteed-for-life screwdrivers — it features a stainless steel opener and a leather strap for hanging, so you won't have to start digging through drawers when refreshment calls.
Dogfish Head Randall Jr.
Whether you're looking to improve the taste of some not-so-tasty beer or simply looking to infuse your favorite brew with a blast of added flavor, the Dogfish Head Randall Jr. ($20) can help. Based on the brewery's Randall the Enamel Animal, Randall Jr. is a single-serving gadget that lets you place whatever ingredients you like — coffee beans, jalapeños, and yes, even cooked bacon — in the canister, then pour your beer over them and let the whole thing rest in the fridge for roughly 10 minutes to create your own custom concoction, which passes through a built-in strainer as you pour. Cheers! [Scouted by Ian]
Brew Cave Walk-In Beer Cooler & Kegerator
If your parties are less for close friends and more for everyone in your address book, perhaps you can make use of the Brew Cave Walk-In Beer Cooler & Kegerator ($6,350-$6,750). Available with or without a floor, the Beer Cave provides enough room to store over 30 cases of beer and four or more kegs, all in a precisely temperature-controlled room that doubles as a super-sized, single-tap kegerator. A perfect option for your 10,000 sq. ft. party pad.
Draftmark
High-quality draught beer in your home is the holy grail for many beer lovers, which is why Draftmark ($TBA) is so intriguing. Currently being tested by Anheuser-Busch in the St. Louis area, this ingenious gadget is powered by a rechargeable battery, and relies on gallon-sized refills that rotate into place between the rear of the system and the front tap, which you then use to dispense Budweiser, Shock Top, or Bass into your glass of choice. Here's to hoping it makes its way out of testing and onto the national stage, along with an expanded lineup of beers.
Homage T-Shirts
Behold the awesome old school goodness of these vintage-printed, buttery-soft Homage T-Shirts. They turn back the clock with shout outs to eclectic moments and personalities in sports, music, politics and popular culture. From Bruce Lee to Larry Bird, the tees tell stories of triumph, individualism and hustle. Pay Homage.
WineHive
The trouble with most designer wine racks is their finite size — if your collection gets too big, your primary option is to replace your current system with something larger. WineHive ($25 and up) avoids this situation with an eco-friendly design that uses identical recycled aluminum strips to form infinitely expandable honeycomb structures that securely hold your vino while adding a bit of organic style to your kitchen or bar. Made in the USA.
Japanese Ice Pick
Summertime seems to be arriving early this year, so get prepared for outdoor refreshments with this Japanese Ice Pick ($60). Made from stainless steel with a wooden handle, it draws inspiration from mountaineering picks, with a sharp tip on one end and a heavier mallet-like top, making it perfect for breaking apart large chunks and separating smaller pieces, no matter what type of liquid you'll be pouring over top.
Marshall Amp Fridge
Mix your love of rock with your love of beer in an all new way with the Marshall Amp Fridge ($300). Carrying Jim Marshall's signature logos and facing, and control knobs that go to eleven, you'd be hard pressed to notice it's a fridge, but if you do, inside you'll find 4.4 cubic feet of space, can-specific storage, and a high efficiency freezer. Speaker to play "Cold as Ice" every time you open the door not included. [Scouted by Chris & Karl]
Bar Cart No. One
Building a home bar is the dream of nearly every drinking man, but if you're short on space, the Bar Cart No. One ($2,400) is a reasonable second option. Crafted from New England-sourced black walnut, this simple yet stately cart features a natural oil rubbed finish, a removable top tray, and plenty of storage for liquor, glasses, and tools.
Kebo Bottle Opener
We admire simplicity here at Uncrate, especially when it comes to opening alcoholic beverages. Which is why we like the Kebo Bottle Opener ($25). Based on the Theodore Low bottle opener from the '30s, it's cast from stainless steel, polished to a mirror finish, and allows you to open bottles with a simple squeeze of your hand — which is good, if the bottle you're opening isn't your first. Or fifth. Like we said, simple is better.
Henrybuilt Wine Storage System
For those seeking a more permanent way to display their wine collection than your average rack, we present the Henrybuilt Wine Storage System ($TBA). Built to order in Seattle, this stylish system is made up of flexible panels, rods, and support bars that hold your bottles at a precise angle while allowing for a variety of configurations. Good for storing bottles at room temperature, in a controlled environment, or on the wall of your own personal wine bar/gentlemen's club.
Battle Mug
Ready to declare war on your liver? Make sure you have the proper equipment. Built to military specifications, the 24oz. Battle Mug ($190) is CNC machined from a 13.5-pound solid block of T6 billet aluminum, and features Mil-Spec Type III anodizing, a crenelated base, and a M1913 rail interface system that allows you to install a standard issue M4 carry handle, tactical light, or a holographic sight. Or a bayonet — although we'd recommend sticking to water if you plan on mounting a blade on your mug. [Thanks, UK Bob]
Yeti Tarpon Beverage Entry Tool
Tackle any problematic bottle or can with ease using the Yeti Tarpon Beverage Entry Tool ($7). Made from forged stainless steel, this circular tool includes a twist-off wrench, church key, and can tab opener, meaning you should be able to open any drink you need access to — unless, you're drinking wine, in which case you probably have a more civilized tool available anyway.