Whether you're stowing matches, microfilm, or small rolls of emergency cash, the Best Made Stow-Away Capsule ($32) will keep your goods safe. Made from brass, this hand made canister is four inches long, three-quarters of an inch wide, and features a self-tensioning lanyard, a press-fit stopper that's water-tight to 200 psi, and a liquid-dampened compass that will ensure you'll be able to find your way, even if everything else has been flooded/burned/bombed to hell.
Whether you have a favorite campsite that doesn't offer much flat ground or are simply worried about what floor-dwelling creatures might crawl into your makeshift abode, the Tentsile ($TBA) is here to help. Made by hand using multiple layers of fabric and supports, this unique habitation unit is designed to be suspended in the trees, holding between 2 and 8 people — depending on the model — and offering neat features like a covered porch in the two-man, built-in windows in the midsize, and a double bed-sized central space in the largest model. As for how you'll get it up there, well, that's up to you.
If you've ever seen the finale of Epcot's fireworks show, then you have some idea of what the Third Rock Fire Pit ($1,700) is about. Although this model doesn't float, shoot roman candles, or sport a slew of LEDs on the outside, it is made from quarter-inch thick carbon steel, and features an iron oxide finish, cutouts of the world's landmasses, an interior coating of high-temperature-resistant paint, and a rain drain on the bottom. Overpriced drinks optional.