Bike Fork Bottle Opener

For real beer drinkers, the best bottle openers aren't the fancy, futuristic tools you'll find in pristine kitchens — instead, they're the ones that looks like they've been used for years, potentially cobbled together by a vagrant. This Bike Fork Bottle Opener ($20) fits the latter description. Crafted from a repurposed bike fork drop out and sporting a handle wrapped in paracord, all it's missing is the vague smell of urine. [Scouted by Evan]