We've seen some long brewing times before, but 12 hours seems a little excessive, even for cold drip. Yet that's the brewing time for the Proper Coffee Cold Drip ($400). Promising a smooth, flavorful cup of joe, the Proper Coffee brews at a glacial 43 to 47 drips per minute, 1000ml at a time, through an all-glass system of reservoir, filter funnel, and bottom vessel that's elegantly suspended by a water jet-cut aluminum frame. Luckily, you can store the resulting sweetness in the fridge for up to several weeks, so you won't have to plan a half-day ahead just to get your caffeine fix.
Prepare for the upcoming lemonade-and-booze season with the Metrokane Citrus Power Juicer ($110). Boasting more than twice the leverage of other professional juicers, the Metrokane exerts over 1,000 pounds of pressure with minimal effort on your part, squeezing every last drop of goodness out of your oranges, grapefruit, lemons, and limes, and catching it in the included stainless steel pouring pitcher. Now all you need is a stand.