Finally, we've done it — we've perfected yet another way to get ourselves drunk faster. The Bottle Blaster ($15) uses an air intake to force more beer down your gullet faster than you ever thought possible. Available in both original and ninja — black — it is sure to add some excitement to your next party.
No, this isn't Apple's newest iPod, although we will have the latest Apple gear for you later today. The MonsterPod ($25) is a tripod with a viscoelastic morphing polymer super grip base. You simply mount your camera and press the MonsterPod against nearly any surface to have a safe, stable base for your photos and videos. Plus, it's small enough to fit in your pocket, which is more than we can say for traditional tripods — that is, unless you have really big, long pockets.
If you happen to be paranoid about leaving your office unprotected, or you just have a love for spy-style gadgets, the Camcorder Clock ($200) is for you. It features a motion-activated color camera that can capture up to 12 minutes of video on its internal memory, or expand the memory with an SD card. It outputs 320x240 AVI video that can be downloaded directly from the card or from the clock via USB, so you'll never have to worry about anonymous office pranks again.