Whether you work in a super rugged environment or just want a more effective sheild than your fourth wife, the Bulletproof Clipboard ($45) should serve you well. Made from a slab of Level II body armor, this crazy clipboard can stop 9mm rounds dead in their tracks, and is also useful for, you know, holding paper.
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We're pretty sure this is the first time we've heard the phrase "turtle head" used in a positive, non-gross way. Turtle Pens (£30-£35; roughly $50-$60) eschew the typical addicting push-top design for a unique, patented "SNAPback" design that has the user pull the rear casing of the pen back, letting it recoil to expose the nib, which is centered in a bit of extendable casing the company has dubbed the Turtle Head. Available in black, white, green, or orange, each pen also comes in a sturdy stainless steel storage canister that looks like it might be good for more than just holding a writing instrument. [Thanks, Brad]
Whether you're buying a gift for a notorious note keeper or just looking to upgrade from your current Moleskine, Arwey Notebooks ($8-$20) are a good choice. Available in a wide variety of sizes, styles and colors, these trusty 'books feature niceties like magnetic locks, elastic bands, pen holders, interior pockets, perforated pages, writing and sketching guides, in addition to being made from paper milled from managed forests — enter the code UNCRATE at checkout for a tidy 50% discount.