Roasting hot dogs over an open fire is a camping tradition — but using traditional campfire forks may leave you with more in the fire than in your mouth. These Curly Hot Dog Roasters ($22/2-pack) prevent this by wrapping your dogs in hand-twisted steel, with a pointed end sticking inwards to prevent accidental burning and poking. Worried about your marshmallows meeting the same fiery fate? Not to worry, they make roasters for those, too.
Yes, we've already pointed you to a pack that will have you armed and ready for the Apocalypse — but when dealing with zombies, you can never be too prepared. Which is why they make the Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit ($24,000). This exhaustive collection of gear has been curated to keep you alive for the long-term, including everything from Kevlar gloves, a tactical watch, and thermal vision cameras to holographic sights, battle mugs, and a cache of 400 batteries to keep things on long after the lights — and power — go out.
In survival situations, there are few things more precious than clean water — which is why the Camelbak All Clear UV Purifying Water Bottle ($75) is a good thing to have in your bag. It features a UV purification system built right into the bottle that effectively neutralizes microbiological contaminants in just 60 seconds, and can treat up to 16 gallons per charge. It even sports a built-in LCD to verify when your agua is ready to drink.