If you've ever been the victim of endurance sports, you're no doubt acquainted with the supreme chaffing that often accompanies feats of extreme athletic prowess. DZ-NUTS ($22) is a high viscosity chamois cream that features green tea, evodia and masterwort designed to prevent friction in unfortunate places. Someone send a tube to Andy Bernard.
Ever wonder just how good you're doing on your exercise regimen, or just how much you toss and turn at night? Wonder no more. Fitbit ($100; late 2008) is a tiny wireless tracker that you clip onto your clothing to track your daily movements — including steps, miles, calories burnt, and more — that wirelessly syncs with the Fitbit website, letting you keep track of all your activities. It's like Nike+iPod for your life.
Move your prophylactics from the drawer to the bedside table top with the Condom Dispenser ($28). This aluminum and black plastic lifesaver features a stylish, modern design, with enough room to hold roughly 24 condoms — more than enough to get you through even the most epic of boning sessions.