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Humanscale Paramount

Overkill. Insane. Impressive. All of these words are apt descriptors for the Humanscale Paramount ($1,800). The mother of all monitor mounts, it can accomodate anywhere from two to eight monitors weighing up to 35 lbs. each, and offers independent adjustment for perfect placement, crossbar "wings" that adjust from front to back to let you choose between a flat or parabolic display, and an integrated cable management system to hide the huge mess of cables from sight. Good luck finding a machine capable of running eight monitors at a time, but then again, if you've got easy access to eight displays, odds are that won't a problem.

  • Medieval Crossbow

    Whether you're gearing up for a dark ages reenactment battle, have a penchant for old weapons, or are simply looking for that last little something to complete your basement torture chamber, the Medieval Crossbow ($200) should do the trick. This completely handmade device sports an oak body, a steel arch, and 35 pounds of tension, or more than enough to overcome your foe's cheaply-made chainmail armour.

  • Coffee Joulies

    There's more to a perfect cup of coffee — or tea, for that matter — than selecting the right blend to brew: no one's going to be able to enjoy it with their taste buds burnt off. That's where Coffee Joulies ($40) come in. Thanks to a special non-toxic material that's sealed inside the Joulies' bean-like stainless steel shells, these wondrous creations help to cool down your drink to approachable levels faster than normal, then use the energy stored during that process to keep it warm.