Get a little more mileage out of your regularly-scheduled trips to the dentist with the Philips Sonicare DiamondClean Black Edition ($190). More effective than your typical toothbrush, this one removes double the plaque, resulting in healthier gums and whiter teeth. The set includes a durable travel case for when you're on the road that also doubles as a USB charging station, as well as a unique charging glass that gives the batteries some juice while it sits on your sink. And with its all-black finish, chances are your roommate won't mind you leaving it sitting out.
Channel your late grandpa every time you engage in the manliest of morning rituals with the Jack Black x Muhle Safety Razor & Shave Brush ($200). This combination safety razor and shave brush takes shaving back to the old days, before razors had multiple blades, vibrating heads, moisturizing strips — and whatever other crap the big shaving companies cram onto a razor to try and make a buck. This classic shaving method helps prevent razor burn and bumps, will giving you a closer shave with less irritation. They feature tastefully-designed long blue handles, replaceable blades, and bristles made from Silvertip Fibre, so you don't have to feel bad about badgers losing their coats to give you that perfect coating of shaving cream.
There's probably no better time than early fall to commit to growing that carefully cultivated stubble of yours into a full-on beard. By the time winter comes around, you won't even need a scarf to keep your face warm. And with Beard Buddy Beard Wash ($14-$24), you can keep it looking clean and nice — no need to worry about your glorious facial hair repelling that special someone. This beard wash is made entirely from vegan, organic ingredients and essential oils that cleanse your whiskers while ensuring a moisturized and healthy face underneath. Each small batch is hand crafted in their shop in California, and comes in either a four-ounce size or a convenient two-ounce travel size (so your beard can even look great on the road).