You gotta practice if you stand any chance of every beating your father in law. This 9 ft long Putting Mat ($30) features realistic turf with a slight incline for better stroke development, a curved water hazard and sand trap to catch misses, and most importanly a battery-operated cup that returns your made shots back to your lazy ass.
Not everyone is a pro snowboarder, but at least the rest of us can look like one with the Air Snowboard by Burton ($300). Designed to be great in all kinds of terrain, it features a Super Fly wood core and Dualzone Edge Grain Direction to help with edging and durability. But remember, just because you're good at SSX doesn't mean you can do double back flips on the slopes — we don't want to have to feature the latest and most badass leg cast for ya.
If you're sick of getting your ass kicked at pool by that smelly dude at the bar, then order yourself the Spider Billiard Training Device ($80) and score some alone time with the nearest table. The gadget uses laser beams to show you exactly where you need to target in order to make the shot and set yourself up for the next. The Spider will help you improve your game so you can hold your head high after the next time ol' boy challenges you.