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Revenge CD

Revenge CD

If you've been stuck in apartment hell like most of us, you've no doubt dealt with noisy neighbors. Pay them back with the Revenge CD ($18). The album is full of disturbing noises such as a garbage truck, a party of at least 200 people, and an orgasm. Crank it up, go about your business (while wearing the included earplugs), and wait for the asshat upstairs who walks like an elephant to lose it.

  • Star Wars Postage Stamps

    We may have an irrational hatred of the USPS (Who doesn't?) but every once in a while they surprise us — like with the release of these Star Wars Postage Stamps (41 cents each; May 25). The stamps, released to celebrate the 30th anniversary of A New Hope, feature images of Star Wars' most iconic characters and scenes, like Darth Vader and Princess Leia with R2-D2. Oh, and if the stamps just aren't enough for you, they'll also be releasing three limited edition Express Mail boxes featuring Vader, Obi-Wan, and Yoda.

  • Schuberth J1 Helmet

    The Schuberth J1 Helmet ($660) looks more Master Chief than Speed Racer, and that's a good thing. Innovations like a football helmet-inspired removable chin guard hoop, an Optical Class 1 distortion-free visor, integrated sun shade, and unique ventilation system with air intake let this helmet preform as good as it looks. Sure, it looks better suited to a spaceship than a motorcycle, but it has the technology to back it up.