Let's see: you've got a gold phone, gold chain, gold watch, gold rings, and maybe even a gold wallet. Why not complete the look and ride the streets on gold wheels? The Solid Gold Mountain Bike lets you do exactly that. Handcrafted and overlaid with pure 24K gold in a process that takes nearly 800 hours to complete, this ostentatious two-wheeler also features a customized seat covered in chocolate brown alligator, a logo encrusted with over 600 black diamonds and 500 golden sapphires, and comes complete with a matching gold-covered water bottle with chocolate brown stingray accents. Welcome to the 1%.