Tanner Krolle Archive York Slim Line Briefcase
We were going to write something profound and witty about the Tanner Krolle Archive York Slim Line Briefcase (£1,250; roughly $2,050), but since we spent the better part of an hour trying to procure a decent image from their shitty Flash-based interface, we're instead going to say that it's inspired by the company's classic '50s document case, sports an updated design ready to carry your smartphone, laptop, charger, pens, business cards, and paperwork, and comes in cognac or black with Paladium-plated brass hardware.