We assume you won't be using it for nefarious purposes, but no matter what your intentions this Titanium Entry Card ($50) is a handy thing to have around. Made entirely out of aircraft grade titanium, it features two identical sets of lock picking tools embedded inside, ready to be snapped out and used. Just make sure you're using it for the right reasons — like breaking into the office over the weekend to toilet paper someone's cubicle. [Scouted by Joshua]
Anyone who's ever tried their own hand at painting knows what a pain it can be to deal with traditional paint cans. There's the flathead to get them open, the sticks to stir them with, the sloshing down the side, and the unreasonable force needed to close them up. Or you could just slap on a Mixing Mate. This handy tool fits snugly over standard one-quart paint can openings, and features an integrated paddle to mix the paint throughly, an integrated spout that opens with the press of a button, and an integrated grip for easy handling. Even better, it creates a tight, leak-proof seal, so all you need to do is pour out what you need and put the rest back on the shelf.
Leave the wrench set in the toolbox and tackle your next handyman job with the Craftsman Figure Eight Wrench ($20). This wrench can deal with eight common sizes. With four different fastener sizes on each end, you can deal with 6pt, 12pt, 4pt, spline, external torx, and partially rounded hex fasteners — all with a single tool.