Average Party
Sometimes high school parties can be a life-changing event that defines futures and unites Jennifer Love Hewitt with her life-long secret admirer, but most of the time they're just, eh.
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Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie Trailer
Jay and Silent Bob make an animated return as the superhero duo Bluntman and Chronic. With a secret base, a sweet ass, special-designed car, and the blunt saber, the pair try to save their beloved Jersey 'burbs against the League of Shitters. Catch the film when it goes on tour April 20, 2013. NSFW.
15,000 Volts
Pratt Institute student Melanie Hoff creates hIgh voltage art when she pumps 15,000 volts of power into a defenseless sheet of plywood.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching Program
Caliber is rewriting the playbook on personal training with a science-driven coaching program designed for busy professionals who want real results without wasting time. Caliber pairs each member with an elite coach—only 1 in 100 applicants make the cut—to deliver personalized strength, cardio, and nutrition plans through its powerful app. Members see an average 20% improvement in body composition within 3 months, all for a fraction of the cost of traditional training, starting at $200/month. For September, Caliber is knocking $100 off all coaching plans, making the smartest way to get in shape even smarter.
Presented by Caliber.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 20% off orders of $50+ using code GIFTTINTO.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Literal MS Paint Thrift Shop Video
This is f*cking awesome, literally. The lyrics from Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' hit get a literal, Microsoft Paint makeover. Slightly NSFW.
Homer Shake
It's time to hang up your helmets, folks. The Simpsons have just taken the Harlem Shake to a level that can now never be reached.
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Oreo Separator Machine 2
With the war between cookie and cream raging on, a pair of toy scientists join the Oreo-separating research with their own satisfying machine.
Second Chance Buzzer Beater
Whether it's a tip in, three-pointer, or half-court hail marry, everyone loves a last-second buzzer beater. Down by two, New Rochelle's Khalil Edney threw the ball away during a last-second inbounds play that could have put the game into overtime. Looking like it was all over, Edney stole back the ball and totally redeemed himself when he heaved in a half-court shot, creating the most intese 2.9 seconds of our lives.
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Nature's Craft Chlorophyll Capsules
These chlorophyll capsules bring a dose of daily detox support to your wellness routine with a simple, no-nonsense formula aimed at internal refreshment. Packed with plant-derived chlorophyll, they're designed to help neutralize odors, support digestion, and promote overall internal balance without fuss or flavor. Easy to toss into your day alongside water or your morning routine, they offer a straightforward way to tap into nature's green goodness without juicing or prep. For anyone chasing a subtle boost to digestive and detox habits, this supplement makes the habit effortless.
Presented by Nature’s Craft.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Bird Golf App
Bird Golf brings world-class instruction out of private academies and onto your phone. Built by the team behind Bird Golf Academy, the Bird Golf App delivers structured, on-demand coaching design to improve real performance—not just theory. Members gain access to a curated library of video lessons and practice frameworks used by top PGA and LPGA professionals. The video series covers everything from swing fundamentals to scoring strategy designed to help golfers progress at all skill levels. Accessible from anywhere, Bird Golf's digital experience is built for modern schedules and for a limited time use the coupon code UNCRATE at checkout for 50% off your first month of All-Access, and enjoy an exclusive 10% discount on all in-person golf schools with an annual plan.
Presented by Bird Golf Academy.
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Star Wars Interjections
Learn some grammer, you half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder, with this after-school-style Star Wars special.
Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6
Mercedes has introduced this six-wheeled beast to haunt your dreams.
