Hardware Wars
The 1977 parody that started all Star Wars parodies follows Fluke Starbucker, Ham Salad, and Princess Anne-Droid as they try to save another part of the galaxy from Darph Nader. May the Farce be with you.
The 1977 parody that started all Star Wars parodies follows Fluke Starbucker, Ham Salad, and Princess Anne-Droid as they try to save another part of the galaxy from Darph Nader. May the Farce be with you.
A coulrophobic's worst nightmare as these killer clowns duke it out for the attention of a sexy acrobat. In theaters August 12, 2011.
The Australian version of Kick-Ass meets Super with Ryan Kwanten as the awkward office worker who moolights as a superhero. In theaters August 19, 2011.
MetMo's latest creation turns mechanical obsession into something you can feel in your hands. Built around a precision-machined gear system, the tool amplifies input torque by a staggering factor of 16,384—each gear doubling power as it transfers force through the system. CNC-machined for absolute tolerances, it's engineered not just for performance, but for fascination. Even the locking pin becomes part of the experience: remove it, and reassembly is only possible when every gear aligns perfectly, transforming a simple mechanism into a tactile puzzle. It's a celebration of gears, leverage, and mechanical purity—designed to reward patience, precision, and an appreciation for how things truly work.
Presented by MetMo.
Luca Faloni's City Jacket elevates the everyday outer layer with Italian craftsmanship and purposeful design. Tailored in a rich midnight blue that pairs effortlessly with both tailored and casual outfits, it blends structure with mobility so you look sharp whether you're navigating the city streets or heading out for the night. Premium fabrics and thoughtful construction mean it wears comfortably across seasons while maintaining a refined silhouette that feels at home in any setting. It's a versatile jacket that strikes the rare balance of effortless style and dependable performance.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
Justin Timberlake plays a futuristic Robin Hood, stealing time from the rich and giving it to the poor, with the help of a bobbed Amanda Seyfried. In theaters October 28, 2011.
Gina Carano does what you'd expect from a MMA fighter and American Gladiator — a lot of ass kicking — while being targeted by Antonio Banderas, Michael Douglas, Ewan McGregor, and Channing Tatum. In theaters January 20, 2012.
C-3PO busts R2-D2 smoking a cig. What a buzzkill.
In the film adaptation of James Sallis's novel, Ryan Gosling plays a bad boy who tries to help Carey Mulligan's bad husband and gets himself mixed up with bad girl Christina Hendricks and Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad. In theaters September 16, 2011.
Coastline is built around the idea that energy, focus, and recovery should feel stable—not forced. Rather than relying on stimulants, Coastline's Complete System is formulated with 13 carefully selected ingredients to support cognitive, physical, and cellular function over the long term. Creatine, taurine, and magnesium form the backbone, supporting sustained energy and physical performance while ergothioneine and astaxanthin help protect cells from long-term wear. The system is split into a daily rhythm starting with a morning blend and softgels, designed to support daytime energy and focus, and finishing with evening capsules that support recovery, sleep, and relaxation. This routine is delivered as a 30-day Complete System Welcome Pack for the daily support and energy that lasts.
Presented by Coastline Longevity.
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Happy Head is changing the game in hair care by offering prescription-strength, dermatologist-formulated treatments for hair thinning and loss. Using clinically proven ingredients like Minoxidil, Finasteride, Spironolactone, and Retinol, each formula is customized for your hair type, gender, and goals, all delivered through a seamless tele-dermatology platform. For an extra layer of personalization, the optional StrandIQ™ at-home DNA test analyzes genetic markers to optimize results. Enjoy an extra 25% off site wide this December.
Presented by Happy Head.
Daniel Craig, Naomi Watts, Rachel Weisz, and the creepy laughter of children star in Jim Sheridan's haunted house horror movie. In theaters September 30, 2011.
An even scarier prequel (why?) to the first two Paranormal Activity films. In theaters October 21, 2011.