Want to add a little spice to your bedroom escapades? The Trojan Vibrating Ring ($20/3-pack) is a great inexpensive option. The disposable rings come with condoms, and provide vibrating stimulation in just the right spot for pleasuring both partners. Need something a little more potent? Check out the Extra Intense version ($18/3-pack). As one reviewer on Amazon said, "My girlfriend and wife both LOVE these things."
If you're a little sore from the pickup game on Sunday like us, you'll know why these guys are essential. The Dr. Cool & Dr. Hot Bags ($16 each) are IV bags filled with techno-chemicals that, when frozen or heated, help ease your pain. Just remember to place the bags on your sore spot, and not hook these up to a real IV setup. Yeah, yeah, we already know you have "ice water pumping through your veins" on the court. Ass.
While some backpacks can fit underneath your coat, only one won't draw unnecessary attention to you in the process. That's because the Under-The-Jack pack is just 1.5" thick, designed to fit tote a 13" or 15" laptop discreetly under your jacket or hoodie. The 2.0 Jack Pack has all the features of the original but adds an interior zip-secure pocket and a pocket for your earbuds. It also has padded shoulder straps and water-resistant PU-coating. Available in black, flame red, and limited-edition flashback colorways.
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The first watchmaker to create a dive-certified regulator in 1999, Oris knows a thing or two about dive watches. That extensive knowledge is applied to the updated Aquis collection and the Regulateur Der Meistertaucher. Each timepiece has a 43.5mm case made of lightweight titanium, a matching titanium bracelet, red rubber diving strap, and a helium escape valve built into the case. It's water resistant up to 300 meters, and to ensure the safety of your next dive, the Der Meistertaucher features a bright red outline on the minute hand which calculates the remaining dive time and decompression stage.
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We're always suspicious of stuff like this, but there are an awful lot of 5-star user reviews for this to be a total hoax. Based on the Bach Flower Remedies — 38 plant and flower-based natural remedies created in the 1930's by an English doctor — Bach Rescue Remedy ($10) combines five flower essences and a good bit of brandy to help you deal with any stressful situation. Mix in some drops to a glass of water or tea, or drop a couple directly onto your tongue. The stuff is apparently also great for calming down pets and crazy kids.
Sign up for the 23andMe Personal Genome Service ($400) and find out more about yourself (besides that you like when this happens). The service sends you a kit, you send back a saliva sample, and they use a special genotyping process to read nearly 600,000 data points on your genome. The result? A better understanding of your personal chemistry, including ancestry, family inheritance, and possible medical genetic dispositions. It's like having a super-accurate palm reader for your DNA.