Want to add a little spice to your bedroom escapades? The Trojan Vibrating Ring ($20/3-pack) is a great inexpensive option. The disposable rings come with condoms, and provide vibrating stimulation in just the right spot for pleasuring both partners. Need something a little more potent? Check out the Extra Intense version ($18/3-pack). As one reviewer on Amazon said, "My girlfriend and wife both LOVE these things."
If you're a little sore from the pickup game on Sunday like us, you'll know why these guys are essential. The Dr. Cool & Dr. Hot Bags ($16 each) are IV bags filled with techno-chemicals that, when frozen or heated, help ease your pain. Just remember to place the bags on your sore spot, and not hook these up to a real IV setup. Yeah, yeah, we already know you have "ice water pumping through your veins" on the court. Ass.
The Timex Mil-Spec W-46374B watch was built for only two months in 1982. Designed for the Marines, it was made with a plastic case that did not open, making it truly disposable. The MK1 draws inspiration from that unique timepiece, and remains lightweight, but is instead built for the long haul thanks to a 40mm durable metal case. Available in four colorways, it also features Indiglo illumination, a double layer nylon style slip-thru strap, a quartz movement and is 30-meter water resistant.
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Winter is coming. That means cooler temps and harsh winds. The Triple F.A.T. Goose Eldridge Parka can handle both and look great doing so. The jacket is insulated with 675 fill power white goose down to keep your body warm, while a removable coyote fur-lined hood protects your face. Its outer shell is specially treated to repel both water and stains and is equipped with plenty of pockets to store all the essentials. Basically, it offers everything you'd expect from a luxury performance coat, but with their direct-to-consumer model, you get it for a fraction of the cost.
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We're always suspicious of stuff like this, but there are an awful lot of 5-star user reviews for this to be a total hoax. Based on the Bach Flower Remedies — 38 plant and flower-based natural remedies created in the 1930's by an English doctor — Bach Rescue Remedy ($10) combines five flower essences and a good bit of brandy to help you deal with any stressful situation. Mix in some drops to a glass of water or tea, or drop a couple directly onto your tongue. The stuff is apparently also great for calming down pets and crazy kids.
Sign up for the 23andMe Personal Genome Service ($400) and find out more about yourself (besides that you like when this happens). The service sends you a kit, you send back a saliva sample, and they use a special genotyping process to read nearly 600,000 data points on your genome. The result? A better understanding of your personal chemistry, including ancestry, family inheritance, and possible medical genetic dispositions. It's like having a super-accurate palm reader for your DNA.