Autum Epitaph Bike

Autum Epitaph Bike

Ensure that your wheels match the mortuary-fabulous look of your wardrobe with the Autum Epitaph Bike ($3,000). This premium bicycle, designed for the living and deceased alike, is limited to a production run of just 12, and features aged leather on the hand crafted grips, and turn & tuck seat and inserts, a coaster brake, and dual front and rear tires mounted on custom-made alloy rims.

  • Hoverbike

    Nope, it's not a bicycle version of the Hoverboard. Instead, the Hoverbike ($TBA) is a motorcycle-like ultralight aircraft that's powered by a flat twin 4-stroke. You ride the thing like a motorcycle, including handlebar-based speed and direction control, and thanks to its custom carbon fiber propellers, frame, driveshafts, and seat, you should be able to make it almost 100 miles between fuel-ups. Oh, and did we mention it can reach altitudes of 10,000 feet plus? Yeah, that too. Expect to see one in the friendly skies near you just as soon as they can ensure that the thing won't accidentally crash and kill you.

  • Firmship

    Mixing a classic boat shape with modern details and designs, the Firmship (€276,000; roughly $400,500) is a little like a James Bond boat from the '70s — think Roger Moore — dropped into modern times. The deliberately two-tone boat — everything is grey or teak — offers features like foldable deck furniture, a stylish, galvanized anchor, GPS with autopilot, a stained glass window between the cabin and pilothouse, a full king-sized bed, couch that converts into a queen bed, bathroom with stand-up shower, and, of course, a beefy Perkins six cylinder engine to make sure you can make haste when your aquatic adventuring turns sour.

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