Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
We now present the shortest Uncrate post in history: Bacon Flavored Toothpicks ($4/80-pack). Not much else to say, is there? [Thanks, Ethan]
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NES Harmonica
If you're old enough to have owned an NES, you no doubt have memories of foolishly blowing into game cartridges in the hopes that it would allow them to play without forcing some sort of improvised wedge into the console. NES Harmonicas ($20-$35) take advantage of this nostalgia by installing Hohner harmonicas in the cartridges themselves, letting you play music while reminding you of your wasted youth. As an added bonus, you also get the game's circuit board in the package, so you can actually play the copy of Zelda that sacrificed its housing for your harmonious enjoyment.
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Gibson 50th Anniversary 1960 ES-335TD Guitar
Sporting a semi-hollow body, period-correct hardware like volume and tone knobs, double band tuners and dual PAF-style 57 Classic humbucking pickups, the Gibson 50th Anniversary 1960 ES-335TD Guitar ($5,700-$6,200) is as close as you're going to get to an original without shelling out way, way more cash. Created to celebrate the ES-335TD's golden anniversary, each guitar is handcrafted by Gibson Custom's Memphis division, and comes in either a Vintage Sunburst, Faded Cherry, or Antique Natural finish, each of which is applied using Gibson's Vintage Original Specs process to make sure it looks the part. [Thanks, Jacob]
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Brooklinen Sheets
You're going to spend a third of your life in bed — given much thought to the sheets you've got on there lately? Brooklinen can help. They're a Brooklyn-based startup, founded by a husband and wife team, dedicated to getting you top-quality bedding without the luxury price tag. Woven from 100% long-staple cotton, Brooklinen sheets are crisp, cool, and get better with every use. Keep it classic with all-white sheets, or mix-and-match to customize things to look exactly the way you want. Shop the best sheets ever now.
Presented by Brooklinen.
Care/of Personalized Supplements
If you're trying to be your healthiest this summer, vitamins are a good call. But figuring out which ones to take can be pretty tough, especially when you're sorting through rows of mysterious bottles in the supplement aisle. Care/of is taking the guesswork out of it by offering personalized supplement packs, curated for you based on your diet, lifestyle, and health goals, whether you're looking to improve your focus, boost your energy, or just be a little healthier. At Care/of, you take a quick survey to share details about your diet and habits, and they recommend the best supplements for you based on an algorithm that combines scientific research and input from doctors. They make their own line of supplements, including the basics like Fish oil and Vitamin D as well as herbal and specialty products like Rhodiola, which boosts focus and energy. Your supplements arrive in a convenient, travel-friendly daily pack, easy to grab and go.
Presented by Care/of.
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Tunebug
Using SurfaceSound technology, the new Tunebug Vibe ($65) lets you take a speaker with you basically anywhere you go. The Tunebug sports a stylish, triangular brushed metal body, an illuminated power button, and a standard 3.5mm input for compatibility with a wide range of audio sources, but the real magic is in the NXT-powered SurfaceSound Speaker, which turns nearly any surface — although hollow ones work best — into a makeshift speaker.
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Chicken Ark
Go green and get fresh eggs for free with help from the Chicken Ark ($500). Handcrafted from renewable Douglas Fir timber, each ark provides space for up to four medium laying hens, and offers them a covered run, elevated roost, and separate nesting box — all the tools they need to leave you with nutritious eggs that are both better and cheaper than the one's you'll find at the local supermarket, while keeping your grass trim as a bonus.
