Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
We now present the shortest Uncrate post in history: Bacon Flavored Toothpicks ($4/80-pack). Not much else to say, is there? [Thanks, Ethan]
We now present the shortest Uncrate post in history: Bacon Flavored Toothpicks ($4/80-pack). Not much else to say, is there? [Thanks, Ethan]
Ranked the best fitness app for 2026 by CNN Underscored, BODi is a comprehensive training platform built around consistency and scale. The program delivers professional workout plans accessible online and through the app, structured to support regular training at home or on the move. A digital membership offers access to more than 140 trainers and a selection of efficient 10-minute workouts designed for busy schedules. For a deeper commitment, members can tap into BODi's full library of over 8,000 workouts spanning beginner to advanced levels. For a limited time, subscriptions start at $99 for the first /year or grab , with a 10-minute workout plan available for $10/month.
Presented by BODi.
Caliber is a science-based fitness coaching platform that pairs data-driven strength and cardio programming with personalized nutrition and habit guidance to help you build muscle, lose weight, and improve overall body composition. After a quick consultation, you're matched with a certified coach who designs a plan tailored to your goals, tracks your progress, and keeps you accountable through one-on-one support and app-based metrics. Backed by real research and real results, it makes structured training feel less like guesswork and more like a plan you'll stick with.
Presented by Caliber.
The Signature 6 Blade Razor now adds an adjustable trimmer on the opposite end, turning it into a true 3-in-1 grooming tool. Designed to trim, shave, and shape with precision, the Freestyle Electric Trimmer/Razor features a class-leading Power Trimmer with a self-sharpening ceramic blade and an adjustable guard for dialed-in length control. Flip it over to access the Club Series 6 Blade razor for clean edging and close shaves. Rechargeable with up to 60 minutes of cordless runtime and water-resistant for wet or dry use (IPX5 rated), the Freestyle is built for flexibility—delivering a grooming routine that's efficient, controlled, and easy to maintain.
Presented by Dollar Shave Club.
Take your partner from zero to horny in seconds. Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum focuses on amplifying sensation in the most sensitive part of the female body. The silky, pH-balanced formula isn't a lubricant, but a serum that works with the body's natural responses to heighten sensation using just a drop or two. A warm, gentle tingling sensation instantly increases awareness and sensitivity without overwhelming. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, it's an award-winning, doctor recommended approach to elevating foreplay and igniting her desire.
Presented by Epiphany.