Bic Body Action Pen

You'd probably expect us to highlight some ridiculously expensive pen that you could write underwater with or one that you could use to do heart surgery, but the first writing utensil on Uncrate costs only $1.27 at Wal-Mart. The retractable Bic Body Action is only 4.5 inches long (compared to a normal pen's 6 inches), so it fits nicely in your pocket along with your Hipster PDA. But you'll really want to get this thing if you carry around a real PDA too. That's because the other end of the pen has a convenient stylus that worked perfectly on our Treo.