Lansky Fireman's Battle Axe
Unless you're a real firefighter, you might not need all the utility of the Lansky Fireman's Battle Axe ($60) — but that doesn't mean it can't come in handy. Crafted from 1075 tool steel with an insulated, non-slip handle and leather sheath, this bright orange axe features an impact tool, a hose wrench, and a gas valve wrench. Oh, and it's load bearing up to 600 pounds, just incase you and a buddy need to stand on it. Or something.