Mr. T In Your Pocket
We usually despise gadgets that say clever pre-recorded things at the push of a button. However, you can never go wrong with any official Mr. T product. This great keychain ($10) has six classic Mr. T phrases ready to unleash on any unsuspecting fool. Our two favorites: "Don't Gimme No Back Talk, Sucka" and "Quit Your Jibba Jabba!"