
Shit List Pad
Keep track of offending douchebags with this handy Shit List Pad ($7). Each list can hold up to nine offenders, their offense and its severity, and what your plan of attack will be. [Thanks, Ammar]
Keep track of offending douchebags with this handy Shit List Pad ($7). Each list can hold up to nine offenders, their offense and its severity, and what your plan of attack will be. [Thanks, Ammar]
This Mother's Day, Joyful Co. has curated a box filled with self care products to uplift her spirits, nourish her body, and create a soothing environment that promotes relaxation and balance. Included is jasmine pearl tea, a gold tea infuser, orange & ginger lip balm, serene essential oil, purifying activated charcoal lavender soap, a calming tea candle, and lavender hand cream, all packaged in a gift-ready box. All of Joyful Co.'s Mother's Day gifts are 20% off until Sunday, May 11th 2025.
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Built for athletes who demand more, the Greatness Wins Performance Short elevates your workout with cutting-edge design and sustainable innovation. Crafted from lightweight stretch fabric made from recycled plastic bottles, these shorts feature laser-cut perforation for maximum ventilation, a moisture-wicking Coolmax liner for gentle compression, and a flat-knitted waistband for a secure fit. Designed for high-impact training — whether sprinting, lifting, or cycling — they move like a second skin, offering zero resistance and total freedom. Built to perform, built to endure — this is greatness that wins.
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Accelerate your keto journey with Medterra's Rapid Keto Wellness Boosters — formulated to enhance energy, support ketosis, and optimize fat metabolism. Infused with clinically proven MCTs and DHA Omega-3s, these boosters help your body efficiently burn fat for fuel, keeping you energized and focused throughout the day. Take one pouch daily — by itself or mixed into your favorite beverage-so essential nutrients reach your cells faster and more effectively than traditional supplements. Rapid Keto Wellness Boosters provide the extra edge while remaining gluten-free and non-GMO helping you achieve your health goals effortlessly. Simplify your keto routine with Medterra and experience a focused boost towards wellness.
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Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
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