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Daft Punk Helmet
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
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ExpressVPN
ExpressVPN builds its credibility on engineering, not hype. With 23+ independent audits confirming its no-logs policy and proprietary tech like TrustedServer, which runs entirely on RAM, it minimizes data exposure by design. Its Lightway protocol delivers faster speeds, quicker network switching, and improved battery efficiency compared to legacy options, making it a favorite among developers and power users. Reliable across mobile, desktop, and router setups, ExpressVPN excels where protocol choice and real-world performance actually matter. Now through February 16th enjoy up to 81% off 12 and 24-month ExpressVPN plans.
Presented by ExpressVPN.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching App
Caliber is a science-based fitness coaching platform that pairs data-driven strength and cardio programming with personalized nutrition and habit guidance to help you build muscle, lose weight, and improve overall body composition. After a quick consultation, you're matched with a certified coach who designs a plan tailored to your goals, tracks your progress, and keeps you accountable through one-on-one support and app-based metrics. Backed by real research and real results, it makes structured training feel less like guesswork and more like a plan you'll stick with.
Presented by Caliber.
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Groovin' With Ken
A manly role model wearing hot pink and driving a purple convertible. Need we say more?
NES Stop Motion
Kirby's Adventure, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man 2, and Super Mario Bros all get the LEGO-and-construction paper treatment.
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Fly
One fly can cause lots of pain. Pretty much sums up this Monday for the Devour crew.
Primavera
If all the robots would unite and form robot families, maybe they wouldn't all be so sad and lonely. Just a thought.
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Epiphany Arousal Serum
Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.
Presented by Epiphany.
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Bouqs Valentine Flowers
Bouq's elevates flower gifting with a modern approach that favors intention, quality, and longevity over one-day gestures. From flexible flower subscriptions to limited-edition seasonal arrangements and a playful LEGO Roses collaboration, the brand offers thoughtful options that feel both refined and fun. Valentine's highlights range from classic rose-forward bouquets like the Valentine's Day Arrangement and Lotta Love to moodier picks like Merlot and Supernova Anemones, plus lasting keepsakes such as the Marshmallow orchid and the LEGO Botanicals Bouquet of Roses. It's gifting that feels considered and elevated, extending the spirit of Valentine's Day well past a single date. Enjoy 25% Off with code UNCRATE.
Presented by Bouqs.
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Get Up And Go
See the lights of the world through the lens of a Canon 7D.
Amnesty International
No matter your views on this subject, this 3D ad is an inspiration and a work of art.
