Average Party
Sometimes high school parties can be a life-changing event that defines futures and unites Jennifer Love Hewitt with her life-long secret admirer, but most of the time they're just, eh.
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Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie Trailer
Jay and Silent Bob make an animated return as the superhero duo Bluntman and Chronic. With a secret base, a sweet ass, special-designed car, and the blunt saber, the pair try to save their beloved Jersey 'burbs against the League of Shitters. Catch the film when it goes on tour April 20, 2013. NSFW.
15,000 Volts
Pratt Institute student Melanie Hoff creates hIgh voltage art when she pumps 15,000 volts of power into a defenseless sheet of plywood.
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TurboTax
TurboTax Live Full Service takes the stress out of tax season by pairing intuitive online software with real humans who do the heavy lifting for you. Instead of wrestling with forms yourself, you're matched with a credentialed tax expert who reviews your info, prepares your return, and files on your behalf while all backed by TurboTax's secure, cloud-based platform. It blends the ease of guided digital tax tools with the confidence of live support, making it a smart choice for anyone who wants their taxes handled professionally without office visits or guesswork.
Presented by TurboTax.
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MetMo Gear Train
MetMo's latest creation turns mechanical obsession into something you can feel in your hands. Built around a precision-machined gear system, the tool amplifies input torque by a staggering factor of 16,384—each gear doubling power as it transfers force through the system. CNC-machined for absolute tolerances, it's engineered not just for performance, but for fascination. Even the locking pin becomes part of the experience: remove it, and reassembly is only possible when every gear aligns perfectly, transforming a simple mechanism into a tactile puzzle. It's a celebration of gears, leverage, and mechanical purity—designed to reward patience, precision, and an appreciation for how things truly work.
Presented by MetMo.
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Literal MS Paint Thrift Shop Video
This is f*cking awesome, literally. The lyrics from Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' hit get a literal, Microsoft Paint makeover. Slightly NSFW.
Homer Shake
It's time to hang up your helmets, folks. The Simpsons have just taken the Harlem Shake to a level that can now never be reached.
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Oreo Separator Machine 2
With the war between cookie and cream raging on, a pair of toy scientists join the Oreo-separating research with their own satisfying machine.
Second Chance Buzzer Beater
Whether it's a tip in, three-pointer, or half-court hail marry, everyone loves a last-second buzzer beater. Down by two, New Rochelle's Khalil Edney threw the ball away during a last-second inbounds play that could have put the game into overtime. Looking like it was all over, Edney stole back the ball and totally redeemed himself when he heaved in a half-court shot, creating the most intese 2.9 seconds of our lives.
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Camino Gummies
Camino's hemp-forward gummies offer a modern answer to Dry January and the broader Q1 wellness reset, trading restriction for balance and intention. Flavors like Sparkling Pear and Watermelon Spritz deliver a celebratory, alcohol-free way to unwind, pairing sophisticated taste with buildable doses of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, CBD, CBN, and natural terpenes for tailored effects. Designed for social moments as much as quiet nights in, they support relaxation and stress relief without next-day tradeoffs, making them a natural fit for anyone exploring a Cali-sober lifestyle while staying present and connected.
Presented by Camino.
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ExpressVPN
ExpressVPN builds its credibility on engineering, not hype. With 23+ independent audits confirming its no-logs policy and proprietary tech like TrustedServer, which runs entirely on RAM, it minimizes data exposure by design. Its Lightway protocol delivers faster speeds, quicker network switching, and improved battery efficiency compared to legacy options, making it a favorite among developers and power users. Reliable across mobile, desktop, and router setups, ExpressVPN excels where protocol choice and real-world performance actually matter. Now through February 16th enjoy up to 81% off 12 and 24-month ExpressVPN plans.
Presented by ExpressVPN.
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Star Wars Interjections
Learn some grammer, you half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder, with this after-school-style Star Wars special.
Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6
Mercedes has introduced this six-wheeled beast to haunt your dreams.
