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Sometimes high school parties can be a life-changing event that defines futures and unites Jennifer Love Hewitt with her life-long secret admirer, but most of the time they're just, eh.
Sometimes high school parties can be a life-changing event that defines futures and unites Jennifer Love Hewitt with her life-long secret admirer, but most of the time they're just, eh.
Jay and Silent Bob make an animated return as the superhero duo Bluntman and Chronic. With a secret base, a sweet ass, special-designed car, and the blunt saber, the pair try to save their beloved Jersey 'burbs against the League of Shitters. Catch the film when it goes on tour April 20, 2013. NSFW.
Pratt Institute student Melanie Hoff creates hIgh voltage art when she pumps 15,000 volts of power into a defenseless sheet of plywood.
SOREL expands the Horizon collection by carrying the rugged DNA of its iconic Caribou boot across three silhouettes built for changing terrain and seasons. The Callsign Horizon Low GTX brings the concept closest to a sneaker, pairing waterproof GORE-TEX® construction with lightweight Livelyfoam cushioning and a Vibram XS Trek Evo outsole for everyday traction. Moving higher, the Daystorm Horizon GTX combines full-grain leather, GORE-TEX® waterproofing, and a rugged Vibram® lug outsole for everything from wet city streets to the trail. At the top of the lineup, the Caribou Horizon GTX modernizes SOREL's winter icon with 200 grams of insulation, seam-sealed leather, a GORE-TEX® membrane, and Caribou-inspired Vibram traction for snow, slush, and cold-weather exploration.
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Founded by a former college athlete, Chris Pagliarulo, GAME7 brings a competitive mindset to men's grooming with a focus on performance, confidence, and everyday preparation. The brand's philosophy took shape following Chris's battle with cancer in 2021, inspiring a lineup built around resilience and personal care. Its Starting Lineup features seven grooming essentials, including Daily Moisture Body Wash, 2-in-1 Shampoo & Conditioner, Thickening Firm Hold Gel, Texturizing Sea Salt Spray, Fiber Wax Hair Paste, Soft & Tame Beard Oil, and Post Shave Cooling Gel. Developed, fragranced, and filled in Florida, the collection brings a performance-driven approach to daily grooming, for men preparing for work, training, or the next big occasion. For a limited time receive 25% off your entire order with promo code Uncrate.
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This is f*cking awesome, literally. The lyrics from Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' hit get a literal, Microsoft Paint makeover. Slightly NSFW.
It's time to hang up your helmets, folks. The Simpsons have just taken the Harlem Shake to a level that can now never be reached.
With the war between cookie and cream raging on, a pair of toy scientists join the Oreo-separating research with their own satisfying machine.
Whether it's a tip in, three-pointer, or half-court hail marry, everyone loves a last-second buzzer beater. Down by two, New Rochelle's Khalil Edney threw the ball away during a last-second inbounds play that could have put the game into overtime. Looking like it was all over, Edney stole back the ball and totally redeemed himself when he heaved in a half-court shot, creating the most intese 2.9 seconds of our lives.
HairMax's LaserBand 272 brings clinical hair-growth technology into a form factor designed for convenience, combining 272 medical-grade lasers with a flexible, hands-free design that treats the entire scalp in as little as 90 seconds per session. Using low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote healthier, denser-looking hair, the device offers a non-invasive approach for men and women seeking to address thinning without adding another complicated step to the routine. The patented band design parts the hair automatically to maximize laser delivery, while its cordless operation keeps the process refreshingly simple. More than a grooming gadget, the LaserBand 272 represents a high-tech approach to hair restoration that prioritizes speed and ease alongside proven light-based therapy.
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This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
Learn some grammer, you half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder, with this after-school-style Star Wars special.
Mercedes has introduced this six-wheeled beast to haunt your dreams.