Average Party
Sometimes high school parties can be a life-changing event that defines futures and unites Jennifer Love Hewitt with her life-long secret admirer, but most of the time they're just, eh.
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Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie Trailer
Jay and Silent Bob make an animated return as the superhero duo Bluntman and Chronic. With a secret base, a sweet ass, special-designed car, and the blunt saber, the pair try to save their beloved Jersey 'burbs against the League of Shitters. Catch the film when it goes on tour April 20, 2013. NSFW.
15,000 Volts
Pratt Institute student Melanie Hoff creates hIgh voltage art when she pumps 15,000 volts of power into a defenseless sheet of plywood.
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Pair Eyewear Metal Frames
Pair Eyewear's latest drop brings a modern edge to timeless design with eight new all-metal Base Frames—Nola, Breda, Hadley, Izzy, Sawyer, Georgia, Rowen, and Vic. The lineup reimagines classic silhouettes like cat-eyes and aviators in polished Black, Gold, Silver, and Rose Gold. Each $130 frame is engineered with titanium fronts and nickel silver temples for strength without weight, while adjustable non-slip nose pads, flexible acetate tips, and spring hinges ensure lasting comfort. Fully compatible with Pair's Top Frames, they deliver exceptional versatility with enduring style.
Presented by Pair Eyewear.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Literal MS Paint Thrift Shop Video
This is f*cking awesome, literally. The lyrics from Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' hit get a literal, Microsoft Paint makeover. Slightly NSFW.
Homer Shake
It's time to hang up your helmets, folks. The Simpsons have just taken the Harlem Shake to a level that can now never be reached.
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Hairmax Hair Regrowth Laser Treatments
For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Garden of Life Probiotics for Men
Garden of Life Once Daily Men's Probiotic delivers 50 billion CFU from 15 diverse probiotic strains in a single, shelf-stable capsule designed to support men's digestive and immune health. With added organic prebiotic fiber and no need for refrigeration, it's a convenient, science-backed daily boost that fits as easily into a gym bag as it does a morning routine.
Presented by Garden of Life.
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Oreo Separator Machine 2
With the war between cookie and cream raging on, a pair of toy scientists join the Oreo-separating research with their own satisfying machine.
Second Chance Buzzer Beater
Whether it's a tip in, three-pointer, or half-court hail marry, everyone loves a last-second buzzer beater. Down by two, New Rochelle's Khalil Edney threw the ball away during a last-second inbounds play that could have put the game into overtime. Looking like it was all over, Edney stole back the ball and totally redeemed himself when he heaved in a half-court shot, creating the most intese 2.9 seconds of our lives.
