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Cyclops Turtle
Nothing to see here. Move along.
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Caliber Fitness Coaching App
Caliber is a science-based fitness coaching platform that pairs data-driven strength and cardio programming with personalized nutrition and habit guidance to help you build muscle, lose weight, and improve overall body composition. After a quick consultation, you're matched with a certified coach who designs a plan tailored to your goals, tracks your progress, and keeps you accountable through one-on-one support and app-based metrics. Backed by real research and real results, it makes structured training feel less like guesswork and more like a plan you'll stick with.
Presented by Caliber.
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BODi Fitness Programs
Ranked the best fitness app for 2026 by CNN Underscored, BODi is a comprehensive training platform built around consistency and scale. The program delivers professional workout plans accessible online and through the app, structured to support regular training at home or on the move. A digital membership offers access to more than 140 trainers and a selection of efficient 10-minute workouts designed for busy schedules. For a deeper commitment, members can tap into BODi's full library of over 8,000 workouts spanning beginner to advanced levels. For a limited time, subscriptions start at $99 for the first /year or grab , with a 10-minute workout plan available for $10/month.
Presented by BODi.
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Looney Tunes: Coyote Falls
The best of the original Looney Tunes captured in 3D, and coming to Cartoon Network soon. You can catch this short in theaters if you are willing to watch Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore. We're not willing.
Scanner Ants
How are you supposed to get any counterfeiting done with a colony of ants messing everything up?
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Sharks
In honor of the 2010 installment of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, enjoy this compilation of sharktastic videos.
Jedi Bear
As if bears aren't already ferocious enough, now we're giving them Light Sabers.
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Hims GLP1
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
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Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum
Take your partner from zero to horny in seconds. Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum focuses on amplifying sensation in the most sensitive part of the female body. The silky, pH-balanced formula isn't a lubricant, but a serum that works with the body's natural responses to heighten sensation using just a drop or two. A warm, gentle tingling sensation instantly increases awareness and sensitivity without overwhelming. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, it's an award-winning, doctor recommended approach to elevating foreplay and igniting her desire.
Presented by Epiphany.
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AT-AT Day Afternoon
The Empire's AT-AT reimagined as a modern day pet. We want one. Now. Check out the making-of video too.
Lego Star Wars Trilogy
Stop-motion makes us happy. Legos make us happier. Stop-motion Lego Star Wars almost makes our hearts explode.
