Bart's Blackboard
We at Devour do not condone or encourage underage drinking. Unless you're Bart Simpson.
We at Devour do not condone or encourage underage drinking. Unless you're Bart Simpson.
One of the bonus features on the Ocean's 13 DVD, this video quickly explains why that investment guy in New York doesn't have your money any more.
He might not be so hungry if he charged more than a quarter for mass destruction and mayhem.
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AppleCare will not cover this.
We're not sure what sort of fighting this is, but it doesn't matter. USA! USA! USA!
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Yeah, Joshua Sacco. Screw those Yankees.
Derek Fisher plays ball with Kobe everyday, but he acts like Shannon Brown's missed dunk is something he's never seen before. Still, impressive.