Beards Are Disgusting
Beards are basically hairy toilet seats sitting on your face. Shave immediately.
Beards are basically hairy toilet seats sitting on your face. Shave immediately.
WIRED celebrates the Fourth by destroying a LEGO Star Destroyer.
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Forged for those who don't just travel, but arrive, MVST's Carbon S and Carbon X suitcases are the kind of gear that turns heads in first class and gets a nod from the Bellagio valet. Wrapped in military-grade carbon fiber and edged in 6 series anodized aluminum, these aren't your standard carry-ons — they're tactical instruments of movement. The Carbon S is streamlined with a wide telescopic handle that opens up packing space, while the Carbon X opts for a bolder, squared-off profile that's sharp enough to match your tailoring. Inside, Alter-Nappa leather and Alcantara set the tone: understated opulence for the man who's seen every lounge. Personalize your piece by engraving or color.
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Breaking the boundaries between elegance and ease, Collars & Co. introduces the Velocity Pull-On Performance Pant — redefining what a modern pant can be. Designed for a tailored look with maximum flexibility, these pants feature a sleek pull-on construction, elastic waistband, and a functional fly with a faux button closure. The 4-way stretch fabric moves with you, while wrinkle resistance keeps things sharp from commute to cocktails. It's everything you want in a performance pant — without looking like one.
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Will Ferrell brings his impersonation of the legendary Cubs sportscaster out of retirement for David Letterman's final weeks.
Elevate your mid-season wardrobe with this expertly tailored blazer embodying Italian luxury. Handcrafted in Treviso, Northern Italy, as a testament to Luca Faloni's legacy and renowned craftsmanship, this piece is made from 100% virgin wool sourced in Biella. Its lightweight, wrinkle-resistant fabric offers unmatched versatility for business, travel, or casual wear. Features include a single-breasted two-button closure, notched lapels, AMF stitching, and patch pockets. The half-lined, unstructured design also ensures a refined yet relaxed fit. Presented in timeless navy blue, this Italian-made blazer is the epitome of enduring elegance and luxury.
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Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual.
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