Daft Punk Helmet
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
Breaking shit in slow motion. Doesn't get much better than that.
A manly role model wearing hot pink and driving a purple convertible. Need we say more?
This smooth and seductive ultra-male oriental fougère captivates both men and women alike. Inspired by the vibrant revival of Lafayette Street — a historic thoroughfare weaving through iconic New York neighborhoods like Soho, Little Italy, and Chinatown—the fragrance embodies the energy of its surroundings. It opens with fresh bergamot, coriander, and floral notes, transitions to a heart of velvety ambroxan and rich vanilla, and finishes with lingering dry wood, tonka bean, cedarwood, and warm grey amber. Encased in a sleek, leather-textured bottle, Lafayette Street is a celebration of modern masculinity and a tribute to Bond No. 9's roots.
Presented by Bond No. 9.
BOLDR has revolutionized home heating with Kelvin. The smart appliance uses sustainable infrared technology to keep you and your wallet comfortable. The option reduces consumption and is 30% more cost-effective than traditional convection methods. Owners stay in control with a wireless thermostat that connects to their phones. The accompanying app allows users to adjust the heat based on consumption and spending, schedule heating on a room-by-room basis, and see real-time monitoring of their bills. It's also compatible with Alexa and Google Assistant for voice control. With a sleek and modern design, the Kelvin integrates seamlessly into interiors and is easy to install, while its software continuously updates for maintenance-free use.
Presented by BOLDR.
Kirby's Adventure, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man 2, and Super Mario Bros all get the LEGO-and-construction paper treatment.
One fly can cause lots of pain. Pretty much sums up this Monday for the Devour crew.
Duer's performance denim made them famous. In these slim-cut jeans, it comes in their popular, light, ocean wash. The fabric incorporates stretch fibers for added comfort and range of movement, the latter boosted by their signature athletic-inspired gusset. Performance fibers regulate temperature to help keep you cool and dry, and an antimicrobial treatment keeps odors at by between washes. Enjoy 50% starting November 22nd.
Presented by Duer.
We could all use a little extra delight in our lives. Medterra's Daily Delight Gummies use a balanced blend of THC and CBD to enhance everyday activities. Each gluten-free gummy delivers 25mg of full-spectrum CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of minor cannabinoids to balance out the buzz. They're also third-party lab-tested for purity, made from USA-grown, non-GMO hemp, and easily cut in half (or quarters) for personalized dosing, ensuring an ideal mix of relaxation and joy every time.
Presented by Medterra.
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If all the robots would unite and form robot families, maybe they wouldn't all be so sad and lonely. Just a thought.