Daft Punk Helmet
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
Breaking shit in slow motion. Doesn't get much better than that.
A manly role model wearing hot pink and driving a purple convertible. Need we say more?
Hubble Contacts delivers FDA-approved daily lenses to your door with a no-hassle subscription that's high-quality, affordable, and free of hidden fees. Designed for all-day comfort, it's a modern, mission-driven fix for overpriced eye care. Skip the store, see the world clearly, and keep your budget intact.
Presented by Hubble.
When brunch isn't in the cards, reach for Raw Organic Meal Replacement Powder—a truly clean, all-in-one shake that packs 20 g of organic plant-based protein, 6 g of fiber, and a full spectrum of vitamins, minerals, probiotics, and enzymes from 44 raw superfoods. It's USDA Organic, Non-GMO, vegan, gluten- and dairy-free—and tastes shockingly smooth for something so loaded. Just shake it with water or almond milk and you've got a whole-food meal that fuels the hustle, not the junk.
Presented by Garden of Life
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Kirby's Adventure, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man 2, and Super Mario Bros all get the LEGO-and-construction paper treatment.
One fly can cause lots of pain. Pretty much sums up this Monday for the Devour crew.
CLAE's latest release, the Haywood, is a masterclass in modern court-style design — expertly crafted with premium Italian leather for elevated comfort, durability, and style. Since 2001, CLAE has been quietly reimagining iconic silhouettes with subtle, thoughtful updates that respect the clean lines of vintage court shoes while pushing them forward. The Haywood stays true to that legacy, blending timeless design with sophisticated materials built for everyday wear. Whether you're navigating airport terminals, stepping into a meeting, or heading out for the day, its versatile colorways and all-day comfort make it a go-to for any situation. One pair, endless possibilities.
Presented by CLAE.
For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
Presented by Hairmax.
If all the robots would unite and form robot families, maybe they wouldn't all be so sad and lonely. Just a thought.