MetMo Gear Train

MetMo's latest creation turns mechanical obsession into something you can feel in your hands. Built around a precision-machined gear system, the tool amplifies input torque by a staggering factor of 16,384—each gear doubling power as it transfers force through the system. CNC-machined for absolute tolerances, it's engineered not just for performance, but for fascination. Even the locking pin becomes part of the experience: remove it, and reassembly is only possible when every gear aligns perfectly, transforming a simple mechanism into a tactile puzzle. It's a celebration of gears, leverage, and mechanical purity—designed to reward patience, precision, and an appreciation for how things truly work.

Presented by MetMo.

Coastline Longevity Welcome Pack

Coastline is built around the idea that energy, focus, and recovery should feel stable—not forced. Rather than relying on stimulants, Coastline's Complete System is formulated with 13 carefully selected ingredients to support cognitive, physical, and cellular function over the long term. Creatine, taurine, and magnesium form the backbone, supporting sustained energy and physical performance while ergothioneine and astaxanthin help protect cells from long-term wear. The system is split into a daily rhythm starting with a morning blend and softgels, designed to support daytime energy and focus, and finishing with evening capsules that support recovery, sleep, and relaxation. This routine is delivered as a 30-day Complete System Welcome Pack for the daily support and energy that lasts.

Presented by Coastline Longevity.

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TurboTax

TurboTax Live Full Service takes the stress out of tax season by pairing intuitive online software with real humans who do the heavy lifting for you. Instead of wrestling with forms yourself, you're matched with a credentialed tax expert who reviews your info, prepares your return, and files on your behalf while all backed by TurboTax's secure, cloud-based platform. It blends the ease of guided digital tax tools with the confidence of live support, making it a smart choice for anyone who wants their taxes handled professionally without office visits or guesswork.

Presented by TurboTax.

Epiphany Arousal Serum

Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.

Presented by Epiphany.