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Douche-Con 2016

It's about time all those pumped, spray-tanned bros had a Con of their own to chest bump, vape, and admire embroidered jeans. Conveniently located in the parking lot of a Home Depot near you, live out your Jersey Shore fantasy with other like-minded, highly-annoying men. And the girls are on the way. Promise.

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