Epic Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review
In this 7-part, 70-minute review/decimation of the first "new" Star Wars movie, a young gentleman eloquently describes why you came out of the theater in 1999 with the taste of llama dung in your mouth.
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The Extra Man Trailer
Meet the most interesting social escorts for wealthy widows you'll see onscreen all year.
Machete Trailer
Robert Rodriguez's fake-trailer-turned-film is almost ready. Danny Trejo stars, backed up by Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech, Steven Seagal (!), and Don Johnson (!!).
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Medterra Mood Boost Gummies
Seize the day with Medterra's Mood Boost Gummies and embrace a positive, refreshed outlook! These gummies are a delicious and effective way to enhance well-being, using natural ingredients like Saffron alongside 50mg full-spectrum hemp extract CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of additional minor cannabinoids. They come in a delightful Strawberry Citrus flavor designed to reduce stress, improve focus, and brighten your day. Medterra prioritizes your happiness, ensuring a gentle, uplifting buzz and boost that keeps you feeling your best all day long.
Presented by Medterra.
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
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Jonah Hex Trailer
Josh "DJ Brand Walsh" Brolin stars as the DC Comics gunslinger Jonah Hex. Also get your fill of John Malkovich, Megan Fox, and the notorious Gob.
