F*ck You Pizza
Pizza Hut's new F*ck You Pizza is an ass-thundering 13,740 calories worth of human-looking poop babies.
Pizza Hut's new F*ck You Pizza is an ass-thundering 13,740 calories worth of human-looking poop babies.
Another downhill ride on the helmet of Marcelo Gutierrez during his Red Bull Downhill time trial in the foothills of Montserrate.
These chewable Oral Probiotics for Teeth and Gums bring a new layer of care to your daily hygiene routine by seeding your mouth with beneficial bacteria that help balance your oral microbiome. Formulated with clinically studied strains like BLIS K12 to support fresher breath and overall gum and throat health, each mint-flavored lozenge dissolves easily after brushing, letting the probiotics work where they matter most. It's a simple, science-backed way to reinforce brushing and flossing with targeted microbial support that keeps your mouth feeling cleaner and healthier day after day.
Presented by Nature's Craft.
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For those who take late-night calls that turn into early flights, the Lundi Conally 36-Hour Briefcase is the only plus-one you need. Crafted from black canvas and leather with a silhouette as sharp as your pitch deck, it carries the precision of a briefcase and the utility of an overnight bag. Inside, there's a place for everything — laptop, documents, business cards, a change of clothes—because chaos isn't part of your carry-on. Finished with a leather strap, suitcase clip, and clean lines, it's built for long days and global nights.
Presented by Lundi.
A beatbox original from THePETEBOX's debut album Future Loops. We're digging the mouth trumpet.
A world record and awesome use of lasers all at once. A Spyder III Krypton blasts through 100 balloons for the most balloons in a single file line consecutively popped from with a single fixed visible laser beam.
A time-lapse of the space shuttle Enterprise being removed from NASA's 747 Shuttle Carrier Aircraft at JFK International Airport, where it will be sent up the Hudson River to the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum.
Mother Nature at its finest. Another stunning time-lapse featuring Yosemite National Park.
T-Mobile's family plan flips the usual wireless math by bundling premium features competitors charge extra for into one straightforward package built to last. With three or more lines, families can save over $1,000 per year versus Verizon and AT&T while locking in a five-year price guarantee on talk, text, and data, and those savings do not vanish when promos end. Save on streaming, satellite, and more benefits they leave out. The plan includes Netflix and Hulu on Us, Apple TV for just $3 a month, premium unlimited data, international coverage with up to 30GB of high-speed data in 215+ countries, and T-Satellite for texting and data on supported apps. Add fast, app-based switching that takes about 15 minutes per line and access to America's Best Network, and it is a family plan designed for less hassle and more value.
Presented by T-Mobile.
TurboTax Live Full Service takes the stress out of tax season by pairing intuitive online software with real humans who do the heavy lifting for you. Instead of wrestling with forms yourself, you're matched with a credentialed tax expert who reviews your info, prepares your return, and files on your behalf while all backed by TurboTax's secure, cloud-based platform. It blends the ease of guided digital tax tools with the confidence of live support, making it a smart choice for anyone who wants their taxes handled professionally without office visits or guesswork.
Presented by TurboTax.
A map showing Europe's shifting borders, changing alliances, and new territories from 1000 AD to 2003.
Mate this with a killer whale and we'd have a good contender for SyFy's next big flick.