Hardware Wars
The 1977 parody that started all Star Wars parodies follows Fluke Starbucker, Ham Salad, and Princess Anne-Droid as they try to save another part of the galaxy from Darph Nader. May the Farce be with you.
The 1977 parody that started all Star Wars parodies follows Fluke Starbucker, Ham Salad, and Princess Anne-Droid as they try to save another part of the galaxy from Darph Nader. May the Farce be with you.
A coulrophobic's worst nightmare as these killer clowns duke it out for the attention of a sexy acrobat. In theaters August 12, 2011.
The Australian version of Kick-Ass meets Super with Ryan Kwanten as the awkward office worker who moolights as a superhero. In theaters August 19, 2011.
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Justin Timberlake plays a futuristic Robin Hood, stealing time from the rich and giving it to the poor, with the help of a bobbed Amanda Seyfried. In theaters October 28, 2011.
Gina Carano does what you'd expect from a MMA fighter and American Gladiator — a lot of ass kicking — while being targeted by Antonio Banderas, Michael Douglas, Ewan McGregor, and Channing Tatum. In theaters January 20, 2012.
C-3PO busts R2-D2 smoking a cig. What a buzzkill.
In the film adaptation of James Sallis's novel, Ryan Gosling plays a bad boy who tries to help Carey Mulligan's bad husband and gets himself mixed up with bad girl Christina Hendricks and Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad. In theaters September 16, 2011.
Vita Coco is turning up the sweet-and-tart with its newest Frosted Lemonade Treats, the latest addition to its popular coconut water-inspired lineup. Following hits like Strawberries & Creme and Orange & Creme, this flavor pairs zesty lemon with a coconutty finish for a refreshingly indulgent twist. Designed as a small moment of escape, Frosted Lemonade Treats transform a hectic commute or cluttered desk into a sunnier state of mind, delivering the functional benefits of coconut water with bold, pronounceable ingredients. Available nationwide in stores and online, it's the ultimate pick-me-up for anyone who wants a mindful, mood-boosting treat that feels like summer in a bottle.
Presented by Vita Coco.
Legendary designer Tinker Hatfield drew inspiration from Parisian architecture to reestablish Air technology as a leader in cushioning. The Nike Air Max DN8 Summit takes Hatfield's advanced Dynamic Air technology and condenses it into a sleek, low-profile silhouette. Dual-chambered tubes with precisely tuned pressure levels shift airflow with each step and compression, delivering responsive cushioning throughout the stride. The Dynamic Air unit sits directly above the rubber outsole for a lower, more stable profile, while the lightweight upper radiates energy through breathable mesh. Wrapped in a bold, high-contrast colorway, the DN8 Summit presents a sleek and modern interpretation of Nike's evolving Air platform.
Presented by Nike.
Daniel Craig, Naomi Watts, Rachel Weisz, and the creepy laughter of children star in Jim Sheridan's haunted house horror movie. In theaters September 30, 2011.
An even scarier prequel (why?) to the first two Paranormal Activity films. In theaters October 21, 2011.