Hey, Why Should I Be On The Internet?
The kids of 1995 were way ahead of their time when they created this PSA accurately predicting the rise of the internet, right down to the total cat domination.
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Chad Johnson Getting Cut
For the first time in his career, Chad Johnson was probably wishing the cameras weren't rolling. After a long weekend, the football star was released from the Miami Dolphins, and HBO's Hard Knocks crew was there to get it all on film.
Best Movie Shark Attacks
The good, the bad, and the computer generated. Just in time for Shark Week, here's a look at the best shark attacks film has to offer.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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Masterworks
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
Presented by Masterworks.
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Ghost Tits
The sketch comedy duo Paulilu have created the breast psychological thriller since 2004's The Forgotten. When Olivia Munn's cup size diminishes over night, her boyfriend sets out to uncover the mystery before it's too lactate.
Jesse Pinkman: Ever Since I Met You
Longing for the days before the meth was blue and his face was mangled, Jesse sums up his turbulent relationship with Mr. White in one speech. It's been a rough series.
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Wind Tunnel Acrobatics
The Red Bull Soul Flyers get in sync as they practice up their wind tunnel acrobatics at an indoor skydiving arena in Prague.
Seven Psychopaths Trailer
Colin Farrell, Woody Harrelson, Abbie Cornish, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, Olga Kurylenko, and Tom Waits go psycho in Martin McDonagh's lastest black comedy. In theaters October 12, 2012.
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BISSELL CleanView Vacuum
BISSELL CleanView Max FurGuard LiftOff Vacuum turns everyday mess into easy work with pet-ready suction and clever design. Its FurGuard self-cleaning brush roll tackles hair wrap while a HEPA-sealed allergen system traps 99.97% of dust and dander. The LiftOff detachable pod and quick-release wand make stairs and tight spots effortless, while LED headlights highlight hidden dirt. Big dust tank, multi-surface performance, and pet-hair power make it a reliable all-around home vacuum.
Presented by Bissell.
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Nike Air Max Waffle SP
Nike merges two icons into one silhouette with the Air Max Waffle SP, combining the Tuned Air midsole of the Air Max Plus with the lightweight upper and rugged Waffle outsole of the original Waffle Trainer. The result is a modern hybrid built for all-day comfort with a clear line back to Nike's heritage, offering enhanced stability and a more responsive ride. It's a crossover built to handle mixed terrain with a confident stride that easily fits into your daily rotation.
Presented by Nike.
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Surprise Scholarship
You don't have to be a Commodore fan to enjoy this. After spending four years as a walk-on, Vanderbilt senior Marc Panu got the ultimate validation when coach James Franklin awarded him with a full scholarship during a team meeting.
It All Comes Down To Monday Night
It's time to start dusting off those jerseys and digging out the koozies. There's only three more Mondays standing between us and the beginning of Monday Night Football.
