Hey, Why Should I Be On The Internet?
The kids of 1995 were way ahead of their time when they created this PSA accurately predicting the rise of the internet, right down to the total cat domination.
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Chad Johnson Getting Cut
For the first time in his career, Chad Johnson was probably wishing the cameras weren't rolling. After a long weekend, the football star was released from the Miami Dolphins, and HBO's Hard Knocks crew was there to get it all on film.
Best Movie Shark Attacks
The good, the bad, and the computer generated. Just in time for Shark Week, here's a look at the best shark attacks film has to offer.
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Nike NBA Allstar Collection
Nike's NBA All-Star Collection brings together performance gear and off-court staples in a lineup built to reflect the league's biggest stars. Spanning over 150 pieces, the collection moves from technical essentials like Dri-FIT basketball shorts to street-ready layers including the All-Star Weekend Pullover. Footwear anchors the drop with signature models like the Giannis Freak 7 and the Kobe IX Elite Low EM Protro, tying current performance to legacy influence from players who defined the game. Limited jerseys round out the release, offering a direct link to All-Star history. It's a collection designed to carry the attitude of allstars beyond the court.
Presented by Nike.
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Hims GLP1
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Ghost Tits
The sketch comedy duo Paulilu have created the breast psychological thriller since 2004's The Forgotten. When Olivia Munn's cup size diminishes over night, her boyfriend sets out to uncover the mystery before it's too lactate.
Jesse Pinkman: Ever Since I Met You
Longing for the days before the meth was blue and his face was mangled, Jesse sums up his turbulent relationship with Mr. White in one speech. It's been a rough series.
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Wind Tunnel Acrobatics
The Red Bull Soul Flyers get in sync as they practice up their wind tunnel acrobatics at an indoor skydiving arena in Prague.
Seven Psychopaths Trailer
Colin Farrell, Woody Harrelson, Abbie Cornish, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, Olga Kurylenko, and Tom Waits go psycho in Martin McDonagh's lastest black comedy. In theaters October 12, 2012.
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Nike Air Max Dn8
Legendary designer Tinker Hatfield drew inspiration from Parisian architecture to reestablish Air technology as a leader in cushioning. The Nike Air Max DN8 Summit takes Hatfield's advanced Dynamic Air technology and condenses it into a sleek, low-profile silhouette. Dual-chambered tubes with precisely tuned pressure levels shift airflow with each step and compression, delivering responsive cushioning throughout the stride. The Dynamic Air unit sits directly above the rubber outsole for a lower, more stable profile, while the lightweight upper radiates energy through breathable mesh. Wrapped in a bold, high-contrast colorway, the DN8 Summit presents a sleek and modern interpretation of Nike's evolving Air platform.
Presented by Nike.
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Nike Alphafly 3 Shoe
The fastest marathon shoe Nike has ever made just got a colorway to match. The Alphafly 3 arrives in Platinum Tint, Grey Fog, Iron Grey, and Metallic Silver, a clean, understated palette that lets the performance do the talking. The tech underneath hasn't changed: dual Air Zoom units and a carbon fiber Flyplate store and return energy with each step, while a fully connected ZoomX foam midsole delivers cushioning and responsiveness across all 26.2 miles. The lightest Alphafly ever, with a wider plate for increased stability, notched laces, and an integrated knit tongue that keeps things comfortable no matter the pace.
Presented by Nike.
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Surprise Scholarship
You don't have to be a Commodore fan to enjoy this. After spending four years as a walk-on, Vanderbilt senior Marc Panu got the ultimate validation when coach James Franklin awarded him with a full scholarship during a team meeting.
It All Comes Down To Monday Night
It's time to start dusting off those jerseys and digging out the koozies. There's only three more Mondays standing between us and the beginning of Monday Night Football.
