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Breaking the boundaries between elegance and ease, Collars & Co. introduces the Velocity Pull-On Performance Pant — redefining what a modern pant can be. Designed for a tailored look with maximum flexibility, these pants feature a sleek pull-on construction, elastic waistband, and a functional fly with a faux button closure. The 4-way stretch fabric moves with you, while wrinkle resistance keeps things sharp from commute to cocktails. It's everything you want in a performance pant — without looking like one.
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Long gone are the days of stiff, wrinkled chinos. Modern pants are cut from a different (better) cloth, and Jack Archer's Jetsetter Tech Pants are a prime example. Crafted from premium Rebound fabric sourced from Japan, they're stretchy, wrinkle-free, anti-odor, and stain-resistant, making them great for travel, able to stretch and recover so they never warp or sag. The fit provides room where it's needed but is slim where it's not, and is enhanced by a diamond-shaped gusset that prevents tightness in the crotch and the curved-waist design that provides a lift to the backside. Built with premium stitching, they also feature a zippered coin pocket and hidden reflective tape that's only revealed when they're cuffed. Available in Slim or Straight Fits, they're now in four new, limited-time colors: Bering Sea, True White, Bourbon Brown, and True Black.
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This Father's Day, skip the novelty gifts and invest in gear that earns its spot in his wardrobe. From the tailored elegance of the Maranello Vintage Stripe Knit Polo — subtly striped, effortlessly sharp — to the patented Dress Collar Polo that brings dress-shirt polish with polo-level comfort, every piece here is engineered for performance and presence. And if versatility is king, the Quattro Flex Short Sleeve Button Down rules with breathable stretch, wrinkle resistance, and a firm, semi-spread collar that never slouches. Whether he's headed to the office, a weekend brunch, or just wants to look dialed-in online, these are the kind of upgrades that don't just meet the moment — they elevate it.
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